Don't put your feet in the tub if you can't influence the water temperature.

If something that takes 1 day to finish is not ready in 3 days then expect it to take from 15 to 45 days to finish.

An act of kindness is something you consume when you deliver it to others.

If the brain had a native language we would be able to communicate with all humans without translation. Or even all other creatures on earth.

The initial design called for 3 legs but the idea was dropped when the Kamasutra people threatened to resign.